Archive for November, 2008
[audio] Childless Couple Seriously Thinking About Abducting
Onion Radio News – with Doyle Redland
Ill. zoo creates ornaments from reindeer droppings (AP)
AP – The Christmas ornaments for sale at the Miller Park Zoo’s gift shop are partly manufactured by reindeer. Honest!
Dutch ban on “magic” mushrooms to take effect (Reuters)
Reuters – The Netherlands will ban the sale and cultivation of all hallucinogenic “magic” mushrooms from next week, the latest target of a country seeking to shed its “anything goes” image.
Bush Passes Three-Pound Kidney Stone
WASHINGTON—President Bush collapsed in the Oval Office after spontaneously expelling a 3-pound kidney stone from his bladder, sources…
French say they need biggest condoms (Reuters)
Reuters – The French say they need the largest condoms in Europe while Greeks get by on smaller ones, according to a Europe-wide study by a German consultancy that provides advice on condoms.
French say they need biggest condoms (Reuters)
Reuters – The French say they need the largest condoms in Europe while Greeks get by on smaller ones, according to a Europe-wide study by a German consultancy that provides advice on condoms.
Full-size cardboard figure causes NJ bank standoff (AP)
AP – A standoff at a New Jersey bank is over after police learned a “person” seen inside was actually a full-size cardboard figure.
New Genetic Links To Baldness Found
A new report in the journal Nature Genetics points to genetic markers for baldness that could be screened for. What do you think?
[audio] Wal-Mart’s Prices Undercut By Wal-Mart Dumpster
Onion Radio News – with Doyle Redland
[audio] Wal-Mart’s Prices Undercut By Wal-Mart Dumpster
Onion Radio News – with Doyle Redland
