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	<title>Mc108 &#187; American Voices</title>
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		<title>Erectile Dysfunction Linked To Heart Disease Fatality</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 13:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[German researchers have found that erectile dysfunction is a strong indicator that a man will die from heart disease. What do <i>you</i> think?
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		<title>Jackson Estate Signs 250 Million Deal With Sony</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:12:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sony Music will pay the estate of Michael Jackson up to $250 million for the right to continue selling his back catalog and release as many as 10 new...
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		<title>Obama To Revamp &#8216;No Child Left Behind&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In his weekly radio address, President Obama announced plans to overhaul the previous administration's education policy. What do <i>you</i> think?
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		<title>California Restaurant Busted For Serving Whale</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The head chef of a Santa Monica sushi restaurant was charged with serving the meat of the endangered sei whale. What do <i>you</i> think?
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		<title>Lesbian Teen Suing School Over Prom</title>
		<link>http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/tA6Bl4fYlSI/lesbian_teen_suing_school_over</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:36:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Mississippi high school senior is filing suit against her local school board, which canceled its prom after she challenged its policy against...
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		<title>Massa Insinuates He Was Forced Out</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After resigning amidst allegations of sexual harassment, former Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) told Larry King and Glenn Beck that he was targeted by the...
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		<title>Lohan Sues ETrade Over TV Ad</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Wine May Help Women Moderate Weight</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Global Warming Skeptics Growing In Numbers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since 2008, the number of people who don't believe in global warming has doubled to 16 percent. What do <i>you</i> think?
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		<title>20% Of Teens Have High Cholesterol</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A study of American teens shows that one in five has unhealthy cholesterol levels. What do <i>you</i> think?
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