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	<title>Mc108 &#187; News In Brief</title>
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		<title>Local Neurotic To Undergo Invasive 32,000-Hour-Long Therapy Procedure</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK&#8212;Manhattanite Ted Friar, who has been battling chronic neuroses for more than 20 years, elected to undergo a highly invasive...
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		<title>Report: Music Industry Made 18 In 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Budweiser American Lager Purchased At Tavern</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Obama Visits Kindergarten To Read Class 200-Page Memorandum On Health Care</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 14:04:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Laser Pointer Aimed Toward Space In 1997 Finally Annoying Planet 13 Light-Years Away</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Authorities Investigating Suicide Determine Victim Really Went For It</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Universe Comes To Halt As Kid Flips Through First Shark Book</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Universe Comes To Halt As Kid Flips Through First Shark Book</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Mytron The Fifth, Illuminati Ruler And Secret Overlord Of All Humanity, Dead At 112</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Out-Of-Control Group Yields Little Usable Data</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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